multiple personality anyone?

so my wife tells me i have a multiple personality. can't blame her if early morning about 3 am this voice inside me takes over and compels me to suddenly transform into someone else. i am like...no ...no...i can't...i am civilized i went to school...i graduated and all...but the dark side takes over slowly and firmly and before i know i am transformed and the voice is now the only clearest and loudest thing i can hear...it forces me to forget everything...it wants to be heard and followed and followed it is...i could use the excuse of momentary lapse but i'd know i would be dishonest...somewhere deep inside i know i am aware and i want to listen to the voice for the truest satisfaction...for the biggest relief...selfish yet divine...the feeling beckons ...and i am not my self anymore...or should i say i am myself only then...for the 2 and half seconds...when no one and nothing matters...i become someone else(ME)...the voice says..let it go...and i give in....FART!

what the blog!

Here I am, blogging. I hate the word blog; it's the sound I make when I throw up. Like when I first try to hold back the puke and then eventually I bloooowwg it out.

Anyway, this is my first throw up, so let me just keep it short with a mention of how difficult it is to get a blog address that's available, also because usually one does not want to spend much thought on creating a unique url. It's a waste of time, isn't it? So see you later at thisshudbeit.blogspot.com.